The best of ratchet reality straight drop: Oxygen’s “All My Babies’ Mamas”

You guys are not ready for this -__- trust me.

Sooo…Atlanta rapper Shawty Lo has snagged a piece of the ratchet reality pie landing his own show on the Oxygen Network. The show titled “All My Babies’ Mamas,” features Shawty Lo, his 11 children, and get ready…a whopping 10 Babies’ mamas. SMDH.

But wait close your mouth…it gets worse.

Each young lady baby mama is identified on the show by their unique personality features or roles in the baby mama sequence. Still SMDH. Ecreia Perez, HBIC of the squad and ex fiancee of Shawty Lo, is known as the “First Lady” since she handles Lo’s finances and ensures that all the other baby mama’s get what they need for the brood (the kiddies). Then there are the others such as Angela aka “Chocolate” and the “Fighter Baby Mama,” Amanda “The Jealous Baby Mama,” Sujuan the “Wanna-Be Bougie Baby Mama,” Tamara the “No Drama Baby Mama,” Serena the “Shady Baby Mama,” and Liana aka “Pebbles” and the “Baby Mama from Hell.”

Woah. Hold on though…this circus cast is not yet complete.

The show also features Lo’s new “ol lady” who may actually be one of his kids since she’s a fresh meat 19 years young. Younger than at least one of Lo’s children and not even old enough to buy a bottle of liquor. She and Lo supposedly hooked up about a year ago after baby mama boss Ecreia served up Lo with a dose of his own medicine after she forfeited their engagement to cheat cuddle up with a new honey whom she is still dating now. In fact, the little girl Lo is dating could actually go for a knockoff look-alike for Ecreia which probably means Lo really wants that old thang back;-)

Basically this whole situation looks like it’ll be one hot ass mess. I just wonder how much they are paying these chicks to put themselves out this way. Also, the trailer only features 7 baby mamas so did the other 3 decide not to participate?

All I have is questions and more questions. I honestly don’t know where this is suppose to go. But what we can conclude is that ratchet TV is truly taking this thang to another level with this one. What do you guys think about all this? A new low or honest reality?

Watch the trailer below and decide:

RHOA: Africa, orphanages, black babies, and bulls**t

Episode 15 of the “Real Houswives of Atlanta,” opens with the ladies departing from South Africa pretty much just as they arrived…divided. Only this time, it was the “Smalls” v.s. the “Smalls.”

On last week’s episode messy ass “loyal friend” Sheree decided to throw Kandi under the bus by calling Kim and (incorrectly) reporting that she had made a racial comment about Kim holding a “black baby.” Oh gosh:/ Kim is constantly defending herself against being a racist since last season when she was hammered by NeNe and some angry tweeters about alledgedly treating her African-American assistant, Sweetie, like a slave. Therefore, it rubbed Kim the wrong way when she was told that Kandi had said she couldn’t see Kim holding a black baby or going to South Africa at all.

In actuality, it was Cynthia who made the statement that she couldn’t see Kim in an orphanage in South Africa holding any little black babies. Kandi only chimmed in agreeing that she couldn’t picture Kim in an orphanage or in South Africa period with all of them there. BTW, Kandi didn’t mention anything about Kim holding black babies and Sheree co-signed with Kandi that Kim would have likely skipped the vacay because of tensions with NeNe.

Anyways, when the ladies returned home, Kim invited Kandi, Sheree, and Phaedra over to chat up what was said and get to the bottom of it. Kandi and Sheree of course got into an elementary school exchange over what was said while Phaedra opted to mind her business. However, Phaedra was asked to express her interpretation at which time she acknowledge that Kandi was more so expressing a thought that she might couldn’t envision Kim doing any “humanitarian” work, more so than the racial connotation that Sheree was insisting.

We’re inclined to agree with our girl Phaedra on this one.

What was even more interesting is that on the way to Kim’s house, Phaedra decided to stop by and fulfill her curiosity about the progress of “Chateau Sheree.” Suprisingly  the lot was as empty as ever:/ Maybe this is why Sheree is so disgruntled and trying to boost drama for ratings.

Personally, I took what Kandi said to mean that she couldn’t see Kim in ANY orphanage! Black, white, pink or purple. I honestly don’t think she was implying that Kim is a racist. I also think that her comment about not seeing Kim in Africa at all, had more to do with NeNe’s being there than anything. Furthermore, since Sheree’s fake ass was so adamant that a “true” friend would have had Kim’s back and defended her, why didn’t she???? Sheree did not defend Kim against Cynthia or Kandi!!! She laughed with the rest of them.

Sheree please go away. We don’t believe you.

Big bank takes little bank: Sheree Whitfield broke???

Who can forget the epic moment when Ms. NeNe Leakes deemed herself a VERY RICH B**CH. Well, Sheree Whitfield just wasn’t buying it but reports of her own networth indicate that she may not be “buying” much at all. According to celebritynetworth.com, Sheree is pulling in a depressing 250 thousand. Damn.

The site claims that Sheree’s only sources of income as a “working mom” are accomplished through her role on Housewives of Atlanta and that blink-and-you’ll-miss-it cameo she made on BET sitcom The Game.

While she is the former wife of struggling retired NFL player Bob Whitfield, she’ll have to keep dreaming about those six-figures she was chasing during their divorce—-she was awarded nothing by the courts but child support that she continues to fight for.

And though Sheree was quick to bring up the fact that she lacks a formal education, skilled trade or profession, her appeal that she can’t do nothing else did not gain her enough sympathy with the judge to pacify her deep desire to live lavishly. Ooops:/

Perhaps that little green-eyeed monster was seeping out of Sheree during her conflict with Ms. Leakes who by the same source, is reportedly a millionaire. #POW Sheree you’re gonna have to get your weight up boo before you can throw shade;-)

BTW, in light of this information, we wonder how in the hell she plans to pull off Chateau Sheree??? Did this chick say she wanted a ballroom in her house??? Girl bye.

Check out the proof-in-the-pudding here: http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/sheree-whitfield-net-worth/